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Sex & Love Horoscope, Week of December 15, 2023, Cosmo Sexoscope - Cosmopolitan

What’s happening: The Moon enters Aquarius tonight, and it's easy to make new connections. But on Saturday, the Sun squares off with hazy Neptune, a big red flag that there’s someone trying to pull one over on you—or maybe you’re the one being shady. This astrology could easily lead to arguments, ghosting, or even infidelity. Luckily the Moon enters calm Pisces on Sunday, and on Monday, Mercury (which is still retrograde) harmonizes with lucky Jupiter. Venus is opposite Uranus on Thursday, creating a volatile atmosphere that encourages you to shake things up in your love life—hopefully by getting adventurous and kinky, not by finding a side piece. Mercury is connecting with stable Saturn at the same time, helping you to think clearly. Oh, and Thursday is the first day of Capricorn season!

What that means for *you*:

Aries

Single Aries, tonight is your night! Hooking up, finding a new crush, and going on a first date are all good ideas right now, because the social, quirky vibe of the Aquarius Moon is perf for dazzling the crowd. Things get heavy later this week, though. There’s potential for big arguments with your boo because one or both of you simply aren’t having your needs met. Instead of fighting, try to compromise and find a way to restore the balance.

Taurus

Be careful about who you’re fooling around with this weekend, especially if you’re single. What you think is a hookup, they might think is the beginning of a new love affair—or vice versa. Avoid the heartbreak and drama by being upfront and very clear about what you’re looking for. If you’re single, I encourage you to go out on Thursday. Uranus, the planet of surprises, is in your sign, and it’s helping you to show off what makes you uniquely you and attract hella hotties!

Gemini

There are some unclear boundaries in your love life, and it’s causing you a lot of stress this weekend. You think that you’re in love, but they think it's a FWB situationship—or maybe you think your situationship is still open, while they’re ready to DTR ASAP. Honesty is key right now. Thursday is a great time to get kinky, thanks to Uranus’ exciting influence, but make sure you wrap it before you tap it!

Cancer

You’re revisiting an old lover or an unfinished conversation with your boo this week. Or you might reconnect with an ex or get back with an old FWB. Going back to these things can be stressful, but the astro towards the end of the week is really not that bad. Saturn’s sturdy influence is great for setting the record straight, setting clear boundaries, and working towards a more stable love life. Capricorn season is cuffing season for your sign, so you’re definitely getting more action in the near future.

Leo

This weekend's Aquarius Moon tonight is great for dating. If you’re already boo’d up, you can enjoy a great time bonding with your boo. If you’re single, be very careful with who you decide to go out and/or hook up with! Neptune’s influence this weekend means that the other person might not be exactly who you think they are, so playing games, ghosting, or miscommunications can happen, and you’re extra prone to heartbreak at the moment. Take it slow right now!

Virgo

Ugh, feelings are so complicated, and this weekend, you are full of them. Getting emotional often makes you want to withdraw, but I encourage you to embrace it. If you like someone, send them that first text and ask ‘em out. If you really like someone, go ahead and drop the "L" word. Despite Mercury Retrograde’s influence right now, this can actually be a very productive week for your love life. With your feelings running so high, it’s easy to fall for your fling fast (even after an extremely mid quickie), but if you’re looking for romance, you’re in luck this week!

Libra

If hooking up is your thing, this weekend’s Aquarius Moon is giving you a huge helping hand. You’re more confident right now, and you’re turning heads everywhere you go—so finding a fling is definitely not a problem! But things get more intense as the week goes on. You’re interested in being cute, flirty, and frankly, non-committal, but your partner? Not so much. Your boo wants more. Do you? Make a choice. If you decide that you do want something more, then you need to get serious, mmkay?

Scorpio

There’s a lot of magic happening in your chart right now! Venus in your sign means you’re looking good, feeling great, and attracting all the hotties. It’s easier to open up this week, so whether you're putting yourself out there to flirt with your crush or just open up more to your partner, you’re definitely making progress in your love life. Get a little ~kinky~ this week! Your partner is getting a teeny bit bored, so it’s up to you to shake things up and surprise them with a really, really good time in bed.

Sagittarius

Venus in Scorpio plus Mercury Retrograde equals lots of exes coming your way this week, Sagittarius. Or maybe it’s just one ex, but regardless, you’re definitely getting a blast from the past soon. If you’re feeling turned on, it’s not a bad time to reconnect with your ex-flame and have a little fun in bed, but you need to know that they’re not really interested in anything more than a quickie. If you can handle that, go for it! If not, now’s your opportunity to cut the cord and get them out of your life.

Capricorn

You’re slipping up and tripping over your words this weekend—you can thank Mercury Retrograde in your sign for that. Important conversations with your boo should be put on hold until the week begins. There’s lots of exciting astro happening in one of the sexiest parts of your chart this week, so you’re able to have really erotic, sensual, and just downright amazing sex. P.S.: Your season starts at the end of the week—happy birthday!

Aquarius

The Moon in your sign this weekend makes this a good time for romance and exploring the emotional side of your love life. Other than that? There’s not a ton of action going on. There’s a lot happening in your peripheral vision when it comes to love right now. Different crushes are floating in and out of your life, likely without giving you much action, or you might feel like your partner isn’t around quite as much. This isn’t the sexiest week, TBH. Your best course of action? Take it slow ‘til Venus moves into a more favorable position in your chart at the end of next week.

Pisces

It’s a lonely weekend for y’all Pisces, unfortunately, but the Moon entering your sign on Sunday opens up a lot of room for romance and emotional connections. The astro this week doesn’t suggest much sustainability for your love life, but you can still have a ton of fun hooking up. If you’ve been crushing on a friend, it looks like they’re interested too, so it’s a good time to start a FWB situation if you’re interested. But REMEMBER! It’s Mercury Retrograde, so clear communication is a must if you don’t want to deal with drama and heartbreak.

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Jake Register (better known by his Instagram handle, @jakesastrology) is a Libra and the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly Sexoscopes. He lives in southeastern North Carolina and loves making astrology content. Follow his IG or Twitter @jakesastrology, and to book a reading, go to Jakesastrology.as.me.

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